Tuesday, March 31, 2009

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR

Hate waking up early in the morning and abuse the whole world for it?? On your way to office get stuck in a fucking traffic jam everyday?? The guy behind you can’t stop honking and on the other side there is a bus trying to drive over your car. You reach office and find your Boss already there and wonder whether he has no life…infact you wonder whether he even went home and you realize he didn’t when you see a mail by him sent at 3:57 am!!!

Your girlfriend calls you in the middle of a meeting and accuses you of not loving her anymore as you didn't call her “coochie coo” in the morning or your boyfriend is controlling your life?? You try explaining and instead things get worse and he/ she calls it off. Frustrated you drive back home and again get stuck in a traffic jam ‘coz a mofo politician decided to take out a rally against the cruelty to grasshoppers in some far off island of Andamans.

Or are you in a college where people from the opposite sex are living examples of Darwin's Theory of Evolution?? Your Profs seem to be the direct descendants of Chengis Khan and the food in your cafeteria also seems to be leftovers from that era?? The exam papers seem to be of a completely different subject...rather stream...and you know the office peon's family even better than India knows the Gandhi family??

Relate to this?? Feel like Murphy is in Love with you?? Feel life sucks and the hot chick next to you doesn’t?? The hunk in a marriage turns out to be your distant cousin?? Wanna crib, criticize, abuse…basically just wanna vent out against everything around…Job, College, Love, Politics, India Tv??? Or simply not able to have chicken during navratras??

Well you are at the right place then…we’ll listen to you…we’ll back you…we’ll abuse with you…we’ll help you with the “blanket pitai” of your boss…we might also help you get that hot chick ;)

Welcome to EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR.

Jahan hum atyachar karne walon ka balatkaar karte hain...

ps: membership open :)

65 comments:

rainboy said...

so ummu..you all guys out there who think they need some anger management classes and everything pisses you off...Humans, ants, bikes, rats,lizards,cockroaches,Shiv-sena,Narendra Modi and varun gandhi.
join us and let's burn the culprits with with words.

Richa said...

hehe
i am in :D

Rià said...

he he that sounds cool!! :)

Anonymous said...

wow this is actually one of a kind!

Devika Jyothi said...

I really do not have any of these emotional atyachars! :)

I work from the peace of my home, my editor is happy with me..even with my late-submissions, live with a loving husband, have a good number of friends..spend enough time with children...

now political gimmicks go over my skin...do not feel much about any emotions, except love. :)

yet, I will come to read, my dear

can't do without dark, right?
narcicists are destined to live in dark! :(

really, i read somewhere...always in confined thoughts...what will she think of me, is she thinking of me...does she still love me...and such other crap thoughts :))

Be there in that Crystal Maze, Mayank...I love that blog :)

wishes,
devika

Anonymous said...

count me in too!! :) invite me oh puleeeezzz!! i am in so much need to be in a place like this.. where I can rant my heart out without wondering whether i made anysense.. ?

this blog will go places!!

muah!!

Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
How do we know said...

Am in!

rainboy said...

i was just going to ask mayz...bro,who's the one spamming us...lol

Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Phoenix said...

count me in too!! awesome idea.. but is this a bachelors den...

Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

LOL

This is such a different side of u, Mayank.

I am surprised tht I actually have nothing to crib about :(

Daffodils said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Winnie the poohi said...

Woo hoo I love this one.. I wanna be in !!!

Netika Lumb said...

Hey this is really cool.. Kudos to you for coming up with this.. really..
I am definitely game for this..

Netika Lumb said...

and I shall assume this isn't going to be a national daily, so if it's not much of a hassle can we get rid of the word verification thing..
It isn't as if we can't identify a I from an L, but unless there are some strategic thoughts behind, can we get way with this.
Ofcourse, the last call lies with the moderator

Anonymous said...

And I am here to begin all of my bitching, and God knows I have a lot of it inside me.

Thanks for the invite I already have a post ready for this. I am cool like that.

Hello 007 nice to share a place here with you, Mayz and Ne.

TTFN

Anonymous said...

I am here and I am ready. I see Chan beat me lol. I have a post also dear already and lined up.

Anonymous said...

Mayz, Dahhhhhhhhlin, I have to say if you are going to type in hindi I need the translation sent to my Inbox. hehehe I like to know all that is going on around me.

Okay Snukums??
TTFN

Anonymous said...

Chan, this is going to be your first home. I can already tell. You already love to bitch about things. I still LOVE ya tho!

G'Night

Lucifer said...

guys plz drop in ur id's to my email so i can send u d invite

Me said...

:) Interesting blog.. and super-bindaas post... :D

Arv said...

sounds like a plan :)

given that the Baby and Chan is here... I dont think I have a choice, do I?

Margie said...

I'm sure you are going to have many at your new blog....I actually don't have anything to bitch about...not at this moment, anyway.

Margie:)

Pallav said...

i need not to say anythng because i m a victim..
wonderfully written...

Swetha Padakandla said...

awww!!
am game for this.......... :D

Preeti said...

awesome !! count me as your regular visitor and commentor ...

Dialect Of Heart said...

I'd managed to shield myself from such emotional atyachar for quite some time now. But, once I get back into the whirl of emotional atyachar, I'll be vying for an invite to vent my frustrations in the blog! :)

иidhi S said...

Well.....

Ab to ro ro ke aansu khatam ho gaye hain.... :P


(((I Am In)))

Anonymous said...

Awesome awesome awesome!!!

I"M IN! :D

(if you'll have me) :)

Anonymous said...

Hey cool opening! loved it:)

Toon Indian said...

sounds interesting :P..plz. help me with that hot chick in the opposite cubicle :)

joie de vivre said...

bohot nainsafi hai mylord!!!!

Netika Lumb said...

netika.lumb@gmail.com..
for the invite :)

WarmSunshine said...

cool... now finally i can be mean :D (which implies that i'm NOT mean till date) hahaha

nice different idea.... :D

Lucifer said...

@all

wow!!! We are overwhelmed with the kinda response we had. Thankyou so much guys…so now let d abuses flow :P

Lucifer said...

@devika

oh m not gonna stop bloggin thr…anyway my IQ doesn’t allow me to think beyond 3 lines…so yeah m gonna blog there pretty often J

Lucifer said...

@kajal

u need a place to rant now??? :o :o really????????

Chalo humare liye achcha hai…thodi blog ki face value hi badh jaayegi :D

welcome to d club :)

Lucifer said...

@daffodils

well d blog is d place where u r supposed to vent out not d comments…hehehehe…kiddin…

waise I kinda lost reading ur comments…kai toh mere sar ke upar se nikal gaye

Lucifer said...

@vicky

spamming shows popularity bro ;)

Lucifer said...

@netika

thr is a word verification????? :o :o
i didnnt even know we had that on...hehehe...m gonna remove it...thnx for pointin that out...oh n have sent ya d invite...welcome to d club :)

Lucifer said...

@chan

ahhhh d hindi translation for d lady...

will mail it to ya :)

n can't wait for ya to start postin here...*rubbin my hands in anticipation*

Lucifer said...

peeps need d email ids to send d invite to...this goes out to swetha, nidhi, ki...Houston callin home...anyone thr???

Lucifer said...

@rahul

hahahaha...bang on dude...aapki parkhi nazar ke kya kehne ;)

Anya said...

mayz.. you write emotional long passages too?

should i now rant here? i am not good in it.. well can spice some sarcasm though...

Asha said...

Well, I don't whether Mr. Mayz and Gang would accept me in to their club?!!!! hehehe... if u can please send me an invite to my email id... dear (u r lucky... I am calling dear to someone for the first time... but again u r like my bro... so i guess i can :)))))... I think u know my email id... and I feel I fit into this place definitely :))))!

Asha said...

I mean I don't know whether Mr. Mayz and gang! Sorry for the typos :))))!

Asha said...

Is this some kinda april fool thing?!!! hehehe... all social service would be like that nowadays...:))))! thats why askin :)!

Asha said...

But definitely am gonna write abt india this time... please send me an invite to read my article very soon on ur blog :-)!

Yamini Meduri said...

nice blog...and the welcome post....its very realistic...!!!

Good work friends...keep the good work going..!!!

Daffodils said...

Lol... God cannot play better than this... bcoz i decided to write a lot of things on my blog and in between ur blog came up and i thot may be its a right place... but the way it came up i knew its against me... but still i was such a fool came and scribbled here... hmmm... okay... go ahead... leave it... what friendship or hatred with people of another planet... am sorry... and am going to delete all my comments... but do please write on me... bcoz i don't really mind... :))).

Netika Lumb said...

Hey Mayank,
You mentioned that you have already mailed me the invite.Actually, I haven't recieved it as yet. So if it's not much of a botheration, can you send it again.

Regards,
Netika

PS: Now, this mail is surely EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR. Hai ke nai ? But on a serious note, I haven't received the invite. So please send it across whenever possible.

sadaf said...

gr8 idea...honestly these days almost every1 is going through sum kinda emotional atyachaar..
Im in...4 sure!!!!
would like to share ma heart out!!!
thanx 4 d idea....

Mike said...

Of course the hot chick doesn't suck.

She's hot. She doesn't have to.

Anonymous said...

Mayz, seriously? Beautiful world??? *rolls eyes*

иidhi S said...

nidhisharma3286@gmail.com ((for the req.))

Darshan Chande said...

Great post! Brilliant writing!! Interesting concept!!! I AM IN FOR IT!!!!

Anonymous said...

great idea..!I wud love to be in ..!

Post a Comment

© Emotional Atyachar - Template by Blogger Sablonlari